i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Episode 2: Derek and Scott go to Ikea
Episode 3: Isaac tries to bake cookies
Episode 4: Lydia and Allison go to the spa
Episode 5: Stiles sleeps for 13 hours and dreams of rainbows
Episode 6: Scott and Kira go to a carnival
Episode 7: Melissa and the Sheriff take a day off to marathon Star Wars
Episode 8: Deputy Parrish eats a salad and goes for a run
Episode 9: Scott and Stiles play video games for 24 straight hours
Episode 10: Peter Hale leaves and never comes back
Episode 11: McCall Pack Beach Holiday Part 1
Episode 12: McCall Pack Beach Holiday Part 2
#can you just imagine merlin on his knees in front of him #and arthur - who may have had a little too much to drink - can’t tell if the heat twisting in his stomach is because of the wine #or because of merlin’s mouth - all hot and wet and greedy - torturing him with those lips that are positively obscene #and no #no that hot clench in his stomach is definitely because of merlin
if u have a dick u dont get an opinion about feminism.
do i even need to point out how cissexist, transmisogynistic, and wrong this statement is
ur username is “cumaddict” don’t even talk to me
yes i love cum i drink it with every meal that doesn’t make you any less wrong